if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy�
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
we're so committed to being not committed
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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