no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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