just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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