at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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