Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I would fuck him just for his dog
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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