I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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