sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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