I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Yo dont text me then not text me
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
