Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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