I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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