oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
3pm strippers are depressing
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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