I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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