My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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