You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
We had sex on a dog bed..
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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