i just wanna soil my oats bro
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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