i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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