her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
