Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
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Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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