butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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