It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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