We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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