did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize
