Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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