doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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