There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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