Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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