VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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