Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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