Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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