I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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