im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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