Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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