guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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