Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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