i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
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