when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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