I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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