YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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