Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
