Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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