Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I am available for nakedness
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