K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
You've changed since you got that strap on
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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