I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
i out mim tonsoeep
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