oh god the rape fog is back!
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Randomize
