they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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