I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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