Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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