And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Sacagawea was the original milf.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
