shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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