why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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